nnausicaaa:

boy-crazy123456:

jakemorph:

image
image

This is the best AITA because on the actual matter at hand I’d say he’s kinda right (ish), $4900 for a week of work is really good money and they can always celebrate later. He should have obviously talked it over with her first but still. What makes him an asshole (or just like, a really really weird person) is every other detail that is tangentially mentioned.

notanarutoblogs:

image

File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

heedra:

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

whynotfabulous:

People talk about “The Shape of Water” like it’s just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn’t about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish

sadpup01:

image

critterteeth.neocities.org

girlballs:

mousegirldick:

girlballs:

what if there was a woman who attacked you with an axe

parry

wuh oh she went for the grapple. and now uh. oh gosh i should give you two some privacy

nap-hime:

toodotnil:

image

please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I’m defrosting

Oh defrosting meat, we’re really in it now

sunglassesmish:

image

ahhh!!!!!!!!